1. You can ONLY answer 'Yes' or 'No'.

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks.

Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? — Yes
Been arrested? — No
Kissed someone you didn't like? — No
Slept in until 5 PM? — No
Fallen asleep at work/school? — Yes
Held a snake? — Yes
Ran a red light? — No
Been suspended from school? — No
Experienced love at first sight? — No
Totaled your car in an accident? — No
Been fired from a job? — Yes
Fired somebody? — No
Sung karaoke? — Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? — No
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — No
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Yes
Kissed in the rain? — Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Yes
Saw someone die? — No
Played Spin-the-Bottle? — No
Smoked a cigar? — No
Sat on a rooftop? — No
Smuggled something into another country? — No
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — No
Broken a bone? — No
Skipped school? — Yes
Eaten a bug? — No
Sleepwalked? — No
Walked on a moonlit beach? — Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? — No
Dumped someone? — Yes
Forgotten your anniversary? — No
Lied to avoid a ticket? — No
Ridden in a helicopter? — No
Shaved your head? — No
Blacked out from drinking? — No
Played a prank on someone? — Yes
Hit a home run? — No
Felt like killing someone? — Yes
Cross-dressed? — No
Been falling-down drunk? — No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Yes
Eaten snake? — No
Marched/Protested? — No
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No
Puked on an amusement ride? — No
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — No
Been in a band? — Yes
Knitted? — Yes
Been on TV? — Yes
Shot a gun? — No
Skinny-dipped? — No
Given someone stitches? — No
Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — No
Ridden a surfboard? — No
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No
Had surgery? — Yes
Streaked? - No
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No
Tripped on mushrooms? — No
Passed out when NOT drinking? — No
Peed on a bush? — Yes
Donated Blood? — No
Grabbed electric fence? — No
Eaten alligator meat? — No
Eaten cheesecake? — Yes
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? — No
Killed an animal when not hunting? — No
Peed your pants in public? — Yes
Snuck into a movie without paying? — Yes
Written graffiti? — Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? — No
Think about the future? — Yes
Been in handcuffs? — No
Believe in love? — Yes
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? — Yes

In trying to buy a Dell computer from their website, I have discovered that they can rip you off by hundreds of dollars.

I was trying to "customize" a "Studio XPS" desktop computer when I came to the "Select a monitor" question. I was looking to purchase a monitor, and the cheapest one there would cost an additional $180. Well, I was curious to see what features it had, so I went to the product description page on their site, and noticed that you can buy it separately right there... for $109.

What. The. Fuck.



Lying, thieving bastards!

Current Mood: annoyed

Actual call I just took:

Recorded voice: "This is an important message regarding your auto insurance. Press 1 if you'd like to..."

Me: *presses 1*

Him: "*click* Hello! Are you interested about the insurance offer?"

Me: "Yes!"

Him: "Greeeat! *types frantically on computer* Okay, what is..."

Me: "Can I, just, have your phone number please?"

Him: "770... Wait... You want MY phone number?"

Me: "Yes please."

Him: "1-800-436-7770"

Me: "Thanks. And can I have the name of your company?"

Him: "It's, uhh... service center."

Me: "*annoyed* No, not where you work, what's the name of the company you work for."

Him: "It's Service Center!"

Me: "Service Center?"

Him: "That's right. Service Center, Incorporated."

Me: "*chuckles* Incorporated... heh, I see. And what state are you incorporated in? Where are you located?"

Him: "Georgia. Atlanta, Georgia."

Me: "And can I have your name please?"

Him: "Uh... *CLICK*"


That's right, folks. I just made a telemarketer hang up on ME! By the way, if you call his 800 number, the message will say, "I'm sorry, you have dialed a number that cannot be reached from your calling area." Too bad. I hope they can call back so I can see not how fast I can get them to hang up on me, but how long I can keep them on the line!

This is an actual TV commercial from the Netherlands for a restaurant chain called "New York Pizza".



Why can't we have things like this in America?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_LaGuardia_Gambini_Sings_Just_for_You

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ol%27_Yellow_Eyes_Is_Back

Anyone know of any others like these two?

"That motherfucker Matt Lauer... People say he's so prim and proper, like he's got a stick up his ass. It's not a stick, my friends, it's Al Roker's dick."

-- Meredith Viera

:(

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I'm sorry that this is turning into a lame picture blog, but I had to post this.

Tags: wtf